Pricelist B

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If you are unaware that you have a microelectronic device in your person, please contact us on avishkar.govender@outlook.com and we will re-orientate you. This will cost R1000.00 ZAR.

If you do not have a microelectronic device in your person, please contact us on avishkar.govender@outlook.com and we will recreate your life as a person with a microelectronic device in your person. This will cost R56000.00 ZAR.

If you are aware that you have a microelectronic device in your person, please contact us on avishkar.govender@outlook.com and we will offer you a range of options, including but not limited to:

Typical Television Orders:

  1. Working in the Television Industry
    1. R56000 ZAR Per Person
    2. R112000 ZAR Per Showrunner
  2. Appearing in a Television Production
    1. R56000 ZAR Per Person
    2. R112000 ZAR Per Recurring Role
  3. Starring in a Television Production
    1. R224000 ZAR Per Person
    2. R448000 ZAR Per Award-winning Performance
  4. Time on Television
    1. R1000000 ZAR Per Season
    2. R100000 ZAR Per Episode
  5. Highly Rated Time on Television
    1. R10000000 ZAR Per Season
    2. R1000000 ZAR Per Episode
  6. Use of Television Programming for Population Personation
    1. R10000 ZAR Per Person
    2. R100000 ZAR Per Group of 12 Persons

Typical Motion Picture Orders:

  1. Working in the Motion Picture Industry
    1. R224000 ZAR Per Person
    2. R448000 ZAR Per Showrunner
  2. Appearing in a Motion Picture Production
    1. R224000 ZAR Per Person
    2. R448000 ZAR Per Recurring Role
  3. Starring in a Motion Picture Production
    1. R672000 ZAR Per Person
    2. R1344000 ZAR Per Award-winning Performance
  4. Time on Screen
    1. R3000000 ZAR Per Production
    2. R300000 ZAR Per Sequel
  5. Highly Rated Time on Screen
    1. R30000000 ZAR Per Production
    2. R3000000 ZAR Per Sequel
  6. Use of Motion Picture Programming for Population Personation
    1. R30000 ZAR Per Person
    2. R300000 ZAR Per Group of 12 Persons

Typical Music Record Orders:

  1. Enablement of Musical Talent
    1. R100000 ZAR Per Enablement
  2. Focusing of Musical Talent
    1. R100000 ZAR Per Focusing
  3. Recording a Popular Musical Performance
    1. R100000 ZAR Per Recording
  4. Creation of a Cult Following for Musician
    1. R25000000 ZAR Per Musician
  5. Entrenching Musical Legacy
    1. R25000000 ZAR Per Musician
  6. Iconic Status in Music History
    1. R25000000 ZAR Per Musician

Typical Music Video Orders:

  1. High Quality Music Video Creation
    1. R180000 Per Music Video
  2. Enablement of Popularity of Music Video Streaming
    1. R180000 Per Music Video
  3. 1 million – 10 million Streaming Views
    1. R1800000 Per Music Video
  4. 10 million – 100 million Streaming Views
    1. R18000000 Per Music Video
  5. 100 million – 1 billion Streaming Views
    1. R180000000 Per Music Video
  6. 1 billion + Streaming Views
    1. R1800000000 Per Music Video

Typical Advertisement Orders:

  1. A2 Print with Maximum Impact
    1. R1000000 ZAR Per Advertisement
  2. Television Advertisement with Maximum Impact
    1. R1000000 ZAR Per Advertisement
  3. Cinema Advertisement with Personation Carryhome
    1. R10000 ZAR Per Viewer
  4. Internet Advertisement with Maximum Impact
    1. R1000000 ZAR Per Advertisement
  5. Internet Advertisement With Personation Carryhome
    1. R10000 ZAR Per Viewer
  6. Content Creation Enablement
    1. R56000 ZAR Per Copywriter/Graphic Designer
    2. R56000 ZAR Per Populator/Syndicator

Typical Software Orders:

  1. Supercoder
    1. R560000 ZAR Per Person
  2. Superhacker
    1. R560000 ZAR Per Person
  3. Champion
    1. 1024000 ZAR Per Person

Special Internet of Things Orders:

  1. Level zéro
    1. R1000000000 ZAR Per Operator

Typical Internet of Things Orders:

  1. Level un
    1. R900000000 ZAR Per Operator
  2. Level deux
    1. R800000000 ZAR Per Operator
  3. Level trois
    1. R700000000 ZAR Per Operator
  4. Level quatre
    1. R600000000 ZAR Per Operator
  5. Level cinq
    1. R400000000 ZAR Per Operator
  6. Level six
    1. R300000000 ZAR Per Operator
  7. Level sept
    1. R250000000 ZAR Per Operator
  8. Level huit
    1. R200000000 ZAR Per Operator
  9. Level neuf
    1. R100000000 ZAR Per Operator
  10. Level dix
    1. R50000000 ZAR Per Operator
  11. Level onze
    1. R20000000 ZAR Per Operator
  12. Level douze
    1. R10000000 ZAR Per Operator
  13. Level treize
    1. R2000000 ZAR Per Operator
  14. Level quatorze
    1. R1750000 ZAR Per Operator
  15. Level quinze
    1. R1500000 ZAR Per Operator
  16. Level seize
    1. R1350000 ZAR Per Operator
  17. Level dix-sept
    1. R1200000 ZAR Per Operator
  18. Level dix-huit
    1. R1100000 ZAR Per Operator
  19. Level dix-neuf
    1. R1050000 ZAR Per Operator
  20. Level vingt
    1. R1000000 ZAR Per Operator

Typical Humane Orders:

  1. Freedom from Mountings
    1. R18000 ZAR Per Instance
  2. Freedom from Possessions
    1. R18000 ZAR Per Instance
  3. Freedom from Interferences
    1. R18000 ZAR Per Instance
  4. Freedom from Afflictions
    1. R18000 ZAR Per Instance
  5. Freedom from Hatred
    1. R18000 ZAR Per Instance

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